Hip Suburban White Guy: THE SIMPLETONS

These have been piling up in my "drafts" section. What the hell, I don't have any regular readers anyway... Link: Hip Suburban White Guy: THE SIMPLETONS

> Unfortunately, The Simpleton lacks the faculties to analyze complicated problems and formulate a complex solution which moves everyone forward in a positive way. The Simpleton must reduce matters to simpler terms that they and the people who elected them can understand. “We’re the Good Guys; they’re the Bad Guys…The Evil Doers.” “They hate us because of our freedom.” “You’re either with us, or you’re against us.” “God bless America.” “Stay the course.”

Can you tell I'm frustrated and angry?