This morning, about 8:00 a.m. The phone rings. I answer. Me: Good morning.
Caller: Uh, yeah....this is Tony.
Me: I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number.
Caller: This isn't the sick line?
Me: No, you have the wrong number.
Caller: Will you take your knickers off, then?
I hang up. Now THERE'S something I've never been asked before.